Friday, February 15, 2013

Don't let the chickens get you down

My next book is going to be called, "800 Easy Steps to Trussing a Chicken in Just Over an Hour".

I already have the outline:

Chapter 1:  Do as I say, not as I do
Chapter 2:  Hazmat and You
Chapter 3:  Why can't we do it in the road?  or the driveway?  or the backyard?  anywhere but the kitchen?
Chapter 4:  Flaming Lysol© is your friend"
Chapter 5:  Why you should never, ever truss your own chicken

PS--I bought a spool of baker's twine at, of all places, a gift store inside a car wash (wrapped in an enigma).  It has 100 yards on the spool.  "Mama, that's enough for you to truss almost 10 chickens!".

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