My next book is going to be called, "800 Easy Steps to Trussing a Chicken in Just Over an Hour".
I already have the outline:
Chapter 1: Do as I say, not as I do
Chapter 2: Hazmat and You
Chapter 3: Why can't we do it in the road? or the driveway? or the backyard? anywhere but the kitchen?
Chapter 4: Flaming Lysol© is your friend"
Chapter 5: Why you should never, ever truss your own chicken
PS--I bought a spool of baker's twine at, of all places, a gift store inside a car wash (wrapped in an enigma). It has 100 yards on the spool. "Mama, that's enough for you to truss almost 10 chickens!".